Going to school in Utah can be a little bit strange. You see, in Utah we don’t teach our children about sex in school because if they know about sex they will want to have sex, but we do teach them about drugs because if they know about drugs they won’t want to use drugs. So when my son told me he was going to learn about AIDS in school I wondered just what he’d learn. When I got home I found out.
“I know the best way to avoid AIDS,” he said.
“Obstinance Dad, obstinance.”