Monthly Archives: April 2007

Parental Control

I really would like a crack at the parental controls on my father’s TV. I’d set *Hannity and Colmes* off limits. I’d require a password for that Bill O’Reilly fellow. I’m thinking “never” would be a good one. Fox News … Continue reading

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The Candy Bar

I purchased two Snickers® and immediately regretted my choice, not the choice of a Snickers®, I love Snickers®, but my choice of a candy bar, two candy bars. This is no way to lose weight, I thought. The extra pounds, … Continue reading

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Sweet and Shy

I barely remember her. She was attractive, not a knock out, but who would want a knock out, being ‘pretty’ is a real handicap if you ask me. I could describe her, I could tell you her hair is brown, … Continue reading

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Curiosity

Curiosity didn’t kill our cat, but it came within a foot. I was cooking eggs for breakfast and throwing the shells into the sink, and mostly hitting the target. My target was the disposal. The cat, thinking it was a … Continue reading

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