Dear Store Manager,
I’m writing to tell you that the loaf of bread we purchased from your store today is moldy. The package says that this is Real Homemade Bread. Does this mean the bread was made in someone’s home—perhaps by a grandma wearing an apron with polka dots. I suggest we leave that question for another time.
The package states that they add NO artificial preservatives to their homemade bread.
I’ll be bringing the bread back tomorrow. I expect a full refund, or perhaps I’ll exchange it for another brand, one with a preservative. To be fair the package does suggest refrigeration of their product. A different kind of preservative I suppose, is it also artificial, I wonder.